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中共驻新加坡大使孙海燕教你学习新时代特色英语

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Facebook视频链接在此,欢迎前去欣赏。孙大使演讲原文如下:

These days, you might be quite worried about the developing situation trigger by Nancy Pelosi's visit to China’s Taiwan region. I am sure you understand that the visit not only violates the US's own official one-China principle, infringes on China's sovereignty, but also threatens the whole region's stability. We are all fully aware that some American politicians and Taiwan separatists are the troublemakers. Their actions are driven by selfish calculations, in an attempt to bolster their own political standing. Of course, we cannot allow this unprovoked challenge to our sovereignty pass without appropriate responses. Of course, we cannot allow individual political agendas to harm regional stability without a firm NO.

This week, I had the privilege to attend the Singapore National Day Parade. While sitting at the Marina Bay floating platform, and watching the celebrations, I was deeply touched by Singaporean's patriotism. You love your country so much, cherish peace so much, and long for a brighter future so such. At that moment, I felt just like I am one of you. I could relate to your feelings, because the Chinese people, as well as people in this region, are exactly the same as you are: "Together Stroger”, indeed. The region is our shared home, and regional stability is our shared interest.

We have got enough challenges to tackle together: strengthen our regional supply chains, speeding up our economic recovery, enhancing our cooperation, uplifting people's livelihoods and building a brighter future. As for the powers so far away, if they come to help with good will, we definitely welcome. If they come to manufacture another crisis, then we have every right to say a firm NO. Their aggression have caused wars and famines in so many regions of the world. Let's speak out to those troublemakers together: no, no, not here, not at our home.

口音语调

首先,我们要感谢孙大使充分领悟了习近平新时代外交思想的精髓,用自己独特的口音和语调强力排斥了“英语是昂撒的英语”这一过时无效的论点。孙大使的生动实践充分说明:中国人特别是中国共产党人的主观能动性是无穷的,是可以把英语这门严肃的语言讲成笑话的,是可以讲出中国人和昂撒人都听不懂的中国特色英语的。尤其要表扬孙大使的下列行为:

  • 开篇第一个词these就用了中国特色发音(读成了this),做到了习主席所说的“扣好第一粒扣子”。
  • “NO”的发音刚中带柔,酷似叫床,一举击中流量时代的密码,牺牲了小我的脸面,成全了大国的外宣。

行文

此外,我们也要热烈表扬给孙大使写稿子的外交部秘书:

  • 最后一段将不可数名词"aggression"与复数谓语"have"巧妙搭配,生动体现了域外势力多次制造事端的事实。
  • 通篇多用小学英语,简单句、短句为主,让低龄儿童也能看懂,真正做到了大外宣全覆盖。
  • 发挥散文的特点,整篇文章没有脉络、不用连接词,让人摸不着头脑,看完只记得淫叫声“NO”,真正做到了高强度洗脑与避免启发民智的有机统一。
  • 乱石击空,中国人与本区域人民“are exactly the same”脱口而出,毫无违和感。

反面教材

马克思教导我们:外国语言就是斗争的武器。为了帮助各位爱国人士更好地学习英语,我们以同样的口吻和主题写一篇“反面教材”,并指出反面教材中的诸多错误,供各位外宣人士研究。

Good afternoon. First of all, on behalf of the Chinese government and the people in China, please accept my sincere congratulations to you the Singaporeans for your 57th anniversary of the National Day. I had a privilege to attend your National Day Parade this week at the Marina Bay floating platform, where I was deeply touched by a series of performances that illustrated the Singaporean nation as a patriotic and peace-loving people with determinations to defend your homeland for the prosperity of this country.

The Chinese nation shares exactly the same values, with which the Chinese government is determined to establish and maintain foreign relationships with other countries on the reciprocal and mutual-respect basis, but is also determined to fight back without any hesitation if our sovereignty is challenged by anyone in any means. As may have occurred to you, the Chinese military forces have conducted rapid and firm actions in response to Nancy Pelosi's visit to Taiwan, a territory of China. We have warned the United States many times before, and as you see, when it comes to the sovereignty, we never eat our words.

No country in today could develop on its own, and therefore of course, the rising tensions would not only impact the parties directly involved, but also would arouse the concerns of every country in the nearby region. If we allow such events to continue to occur, the stability and prosperity of the whole region would be at significant risks. Just like the platform of the NDP which belongs to Singaporeans, the region belongs to everyone here, and we have every right to perform our own approach to prosperity for ourselves. We cannot afford it reduced to a platform for external politicians to seek agendas selfishly at their own and sole interests and at our costs.

Fifty-seven years ago, when exorbitant pressures were imposed on Singapore to seek your YES to foreign interventions, the Singaporean said NO with bravery. Seventy-two years ago, when tons of US-made bombs were dumped onto the Chinese soldiers in order for our YES to surrender, we said NO with courage. Today, should any external power, for their own interests and at our costs, intends to deviate us from the approach to a shared and prosperous regional economy with robust supply chains, we have no reason not to stand together, get stronger, and give the same answer again.

以上文本是一个错误示范,有以下缺点:

  • 文本太长、句子太复杂,不利于理解;习近平可能看不懂,这会影响升官发财的机会。
  • 废话太多,不够战狼,不符合外宣要求。
  • 没有开门见山提到台湾,反而先“祝贺新加坡人民”,偏题严重、浪费预算。
  • 最重要的一点是,文章根本没有标注断句位置,复杂词汇也没有标读音,领导根本就读不出来。

以上反面教材是我个人的一点拙见,欢迎各位外宣的同志批评指正,看能不能把它改的更坏,更加符合反面教材的要求。

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  1. 楊丞琳  

    就算你是英語native speaker,也沒有資格去嘲笑別人的英語口音。更何況你不是。更有可能的是你自己以為很biu準的發音,在旁人看來也是典型中國腔。好好學學新加坡人印度人非洲人,自信地說英語。

  2. Nemo  

    就算你是專業廚師,也沒有資格去嘲笑別人菜炒得難吃。更何況你不是。更有可能的是你自己以為吵得很好的菜,在旁人吃來也是難吃。好好學學新加坡人印度人非洲人,自信地炒菜。

  3. 奭麦郎 岿然宽衣
    奭麦郎   满辗鲜衣八岿合艰萨逆疯金颐提酵甚瞻冰坡秩歼殊淆冯

    其实吧口音不是问题,说什么才是问题

    用一口标准伦敦音声情并茂地鼓吹中共,给共产党暴政洗地的,要比用chinglish念稿子的行为更恶劣

  4. 陈士杰   打倒共产党!打倒习近平!

    新加坡的官方语言是包括中文普通话的,如果英文说的不顺,说中文就行了,硬掰英文其实很别扭的。

  5. Nemo  

    @奭麦郎 #192423 是的,比如林鄭的英文就很好,奈何做賊。本文作者批評了內容、語法和口音。中共官僚會說什麼內容不意外,專業水平竟然低下到犯語法錯誤。作為外交官外語能力應該比一般人更好才對,何況是大使。

  6. 陈士杰   打倒共产党!打倒习近平!

    @Nemo #192425 大使没有必要会外语,美国历任驻华大使几乎都不会中文吧。

  7. Nemo  

    @陈士杰 #192426 好,也許美國歷任駐華大使幾乎都不會中文,但人家沒有用邏輯不清強詞奪理行文幼稚發音可笑的破中文演講吧?就像您說的,英文不好講中文就好了,難道大使館沒個像樣的翻譯?何必自曝其醜?很大的可能是自信爆棚,不知是醜,不以為醜。

  8. 陈士杰   打倒共产党!打倒习近平!

    @Nemo #192427 我也觉得如果英文说的不好就不要用蹩脚的英文讲话,况且中文还是新加坡的官方语言,我认为她应该是中文讲话配上英文字幕。

  9. dellalove  

    @陈士杰 #192424 中文普通话在新加坡只是名义上的官方语言而已,实际上新加坡的通用语和学校教育用语、正式场合工作语言都是英语,当地华人的中文水平还不如临近的马来西亚。所以讲英文才是符合当地的习惯

  10. 陈士杰   打倒共产党!打倒习近平!

    @dellalove #192436 也不一定,国会发言还有说中文的。https://youtu.be/qt6SVtdiZOw

  11. dellalove  

    @陈士杰 #192454 香港的立法会发言也有说普通话和英文的,改变不了粤语是香港唯一通用语言的事实

  12. XComhghall  

    发音正确 语法正确

    原文:

    This days, you might be quite worried about the de-why-loping situation triggered by Nancy Pelosi’s visit to China’s Taiwan region. I’m sure you understand that the visit not only violate the U.S. on official one-China principle, infringes on China’s sovereignty, but also threaten the whole region stability. We are all fooly aware that some American politicians and Taiwan separastis are the troublemakers. Their action are driven by selfish calculations, in attempt to bolster their on political standing. Of course, we cannot allow this unprovoked challenge to our sovereignty pass without approperate responses. Of course, we cannot allow individual political agendas to harm regional stability without a firm ‘no~’

    This wick, I had the privilege to attend the Singapore National Day Parade. While seating an the Marina Bay floating platform, and watching the celebrations, I was deeply touched by Singaporeans’ patriotism. You love your country so much, cherish peace so much, and lung for a brighter future so much. At that moment, I feel just lek I’m one of you. I could relate to your failings, because the try-nese people, as while as people in this region, are exactly the same as you are: ‘Together stronger.’ Indeed, the region is our shared home, and regional stability is our shared interest.

    We have got enough challenge to tackle together: strangthening or regional supply chins, speeding up ’economic recovery, inhancing or cooperation, apleafting people’s lively hose, and building a brighter future. As for the powers so far away, if ze come to help with good will, we definitely welcome. If they come to manufacture another crisis, then we have every right to say a firm ‘no~’ Their aggrission have caused wars and fimines in so many regions of ze world. Let’s speak out to those troublemakers together: No~ No~ Not here. Not at our home.

    注:v 必须读成 w。

    反面教材

    Good afternoon. On behalf of the government and the people of China, please accept my sincerest congratulations to you Singaporeans for your 57th anniversary of the National Day. I had a the privilege to attend your National Day Parade this week at the Marina Bay floating platform. I was deeply touched by the celebration. It illustrated Singapore as a patriotic and peace-loving people with determinations to defend your homeland for your posterity and for each other.

    The Chinese people share the same values, upon which the Chinese government is determined to establish and maintain foreign relationships with other nations on a reciprocal and mutual-respect basis. But the Chinese people are also determined to fight back without any hesitation if our sovereignty is challenged by anyone in by / through any means. As you may have known, the Chinese military forces have swiftly taken actions in response to Nancy Pelosi’s visit to Taiwan, a territory of China. We have warned the United States many times before. When it comes to our sovereignty, we never eat our words.

    In today’s world, no nation can develop on its own, and therefore, the rising tensions would not only impact the parties directly involved, but also arouse the concerns of other nations in the region. If we allow such events to continue to occur, the stability and prosperity of the whole region would be at significant risks. As the platform of the NDP belongs to Singaporeans, so the region belongs to everyone in it. We have every right to adopt our own approach to prosperity for ourselves. We cannot allow this region, shared by us all, to be reduced to an arena, a playground, for Western politicians to seek their agendas and interests at our costs.

    Fifty-seven years ago, when exorbitant pressures were imposed on Singapore to seek your YES to foreign interventions, you bravely said NO. Seventy-two years ago, when thousands of U.S.-made bombs were dropped on Chinese soldiers for our YES to surrender, we firmly said NO. Today, should any foreign power, seeking its interest at our costs, intends to obstruct us from achieving a prosperous regional economy, we have no reason not to stand together, become stronger, and give the same answer again.

    太长、复杂、从句过多的句子确实不利于理解,尤其口语。例如 ‘The Chinese nation shares exactly the same values …’ 一句,主语有些混乱,令人困惑。

    Therefore, but, of course 等逻辑关系词不宜多用。有的语言、文学家建议一页最多二三个。

  13. linda   rico y libre

    @dellalove #192474 香港社会通用语是粤语,但是英语是法定语言之一

  14. dellalove  

    @linda #192542 香港和新加坡的共同点就是学术研究都是用英语比较多

  15. 毫无羡鱼情 前任小粉红
    毫无羡鱼情   平日之乎者也、没有什么用的腐儒.写文速度极慢

    “Good afternoon”怎么看上去像中高考英语作文?

  16. 毫无羡鱼情 前任小粉红
    毫无羡鱼情   平日之乎者也、没有什么用的腐儒.写文速度极慢

    @XComhghall #192500 尤其是中学英语作文,从句套从句,但是顶多只用一次

  17. 楊丞琳  
  18. XComhghall  

    @楊丞琳 #192601 說得非常糟糕,發音、文法全部錯誤!這些外國政府高官、外交官需要去中國學習正確的英語發音與文法。


    說得很好,沒有什麼問題啊?

    這位紐西蘭首相,英語口音跟澳大利亞都不同欸。有趣。但不像中國戰犬,她文法正確啊。

  19. gokkun-lover  

    @陈士杰 #192424 我觉得不妥,官方语言并不代表每个人都听得懂。Tamil亦是我国官方语言,但是如果开会讲Tamil就是对其他族群的不尊重。