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Ylvis: 打结歌,嘟嘟先生,爱之语

爱狗却养猫 饭丝

以唱《狐狸叫》(What does the fox say)口水歌闻名的Ylvis组合,其实还是有些颇有意思的歌的。譬如:

打结歌(Trucker's Hitch)

youtu.be/INvzDutME4c

I, I know how to tie every kind of knot -- Except one 俺,俺会打各种结——除了一种结。

It's so hard, the greatest knot of all, so flexible and strong 这结真难打,这结真是棒,灵活又结实。

But I do something wrong 但俺总搞砸。

I know the Bowline, Sheepshank, and the Double Overhand 俺会打单套结,缩绳结,还有那双圈结。

But the Trucker's Hitch I just don't understand 但是那车夫结,俺就是不会打。

Let's do the Trucker's Hitch. The Trucker's Hitch! 咱来打车夫结,车夫结~

I, I really like to sail 俺,俺就爱划小船。

Just the sea, the wind and me 大海啊都是水,大风啊吹俺腿。

But whenever I adjust my sail,try to loosen it up while I'm docking my boat I fail 但俺帆船绳结打不好,停船就翻船。

I know the Square Knot, the Clove Hitch, the Double Shoelace Bow 俺会打平结,双套结,还有那蝴蝶结。

But The Trucker's Hitch is all I need to know 但是那车夫结,俺还是要学一个。

Let's do the Trucker's Hitch. The Trucker's Hitch! 咱来打车夫结,车夫结~

People of the world! The time has come...to tie this knot once and for all! 乡亲们啊,咱一鼓作气学打结!

Bonitas, show me the ropes! 同志们啊,绳子拿稳了!

On every dance floor across the world, let's do the Trucker's Hitch 别跳广场舞了,咱一起来打车夫结。

Are you ready? Let's tie this knot! 预备,开始!

Tie, tie, tie, tie, tie 打结打结打结打结打结!

This is how you do it! 教你打结喽!

Bring it up, Check the rope, Spin around, On the neck 抬起绳子检查遍,垫上脖子转个圈。

Whip it, whip it, Take it home, Bring it up, split it now 甩啊甩啊甩个弧,抬起绳子分两束。

Shoulder, now, make a loop, Pull it, feed it, push it through 借着肩膀绕个环儿,拉拉扯扯穿成结儿。

Up, stretch, down again, In the face and prepare 抬高伸开再放下,垂在面前准备打。

Lift, pull, bring it round, Thigh, tie, tighten tie. Kick the heel, Swivel time, Round, round, back to knot 先抬后拉绕紧腿,踢踢转转绳结美。

(Come on) Pull the loop, Down and through. (来嘞)拉绳圈,塞绳尾。

Pull again, Lift the hand, Through the loop, Make a stitch 扯绳头,抬高手。再拉圈,做个钩。

Now you got your Trucker's Hitch! 耶,俺终于会打车夫结!

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  1. 爱狗却养猫 饭丝
    爱狗却养猫  

    嘟嘟先生(Mr Toot)

    youtu.be/ASywAfBAVrQ

    Come with me to Istanbul. Land of turbans, spice and carpets 请随我来到伊斯坦布尔,那流淌着头巾、香料和毡毯之地。

    This is the tale of Mr. Toot. Legendary music man 请听我讲嘟嘟先生的故事,他是一个音乐传说。

    Up on the roof he played the Toot. No one could resist his rhythm 他在屋顶演奏嘟嘟,他的旋律难以抗拒。

    Slave and Sultan side by side. Dancing dance of Mr. Toot 无论奴隶还是贵族,随着嘟嘟共同起舞。

    What's that sound? Is it him? Did you see a shadow moving? 那是什么声音?他来了吗?你可看到他的身影隐隐摇动?

    Everybody, quiet, quiet. Can you hear him, mr. Toot? 大家安静!你可听到,嘟嘟先生?

    Play it, Mr. Toot! Play it, Mr. Toot! Hey! Hey! Play it, Mr. Toot! 嘿,嘿,快演奏啊,嘟嘟先生!

    Ladies kissed him on the belly. Children dressed like him in school 姑娘们对他热情亲吻,孩子们学他穿衣打扮。

    He ate caviar and jelly. Bought a modern swimming pool 他吃着鱼子酱和果酱,还买了一个摩登浴缸。

    Yes, Mr. Toot got greedy. Wanted even better Toot 是啊,嘟嘟先生开始贪心,想要一个更好的嘟嘟。

    Threw the Toot from highest tower. Bought a fancy Midi Toot. 旧的嘟嘟扔下高塔,买个新的电子嘟嘟(注:即电吉他…………)。

    Then a poster in the city. Mr. Ibanez tonight. 城里到处贴出广告,Ibanez先生今晚隆重上演!

    Modern show with modern music. Smoke machine and laser light. 摩登演出摩登音乐,烟雾特效镭射光电。

    Play it, Mr. Toot! Play it, Mr. Toot! Hey! Hey! Play it, Mr. Toot! 嘿,嘿,快演奏啊,嘟嘟先生!

    That was the end of Mr. Toot. He was never to return 这就是嘟嘟先生的落幕演出,从此他再也不见。

    Though you can kill the man. You can never kill the Toot 你可以杀死嘟嘟先生,他的嘟嘟永远不灭。

  2. 爱狗却养猫 饭丝
    爱狗却养猫  

    以下是一个美丽的爱情悲剧喜剧(乳韩/亚警告)。

    爱之语(Language of love)

    youtu.be/MCxDJnHiLqs

    One smile, it was all I needed to see 你的笑容,我一见钟情。

    Your hand, touching the tip of your knee 你的手,触摸着你的膝。

    너의 귀가 너무 아름다운 것 같다... 叽里咕噜(你的耳朵真美!)

    Excuse me, I don't understand what you say 对不起,我听不懂你说什么……

    나를 잡아 줘! 叽里咕噜(抱我!)

    I can't understand what you say! 我听不懂你说什么!

    키스을 해쥐! 叽里咕噜(吻我!)

    But I'm falling in love anyway 啊我陷入了爱情!

    When you reach out and kiss me with Asian technique 当你给了我一个亚式深吻,

    My heart's beating fast and we suddenly speak 我的心跳加速,我们突然会讲……

    A magical language sent from above 爱赐予我们的神奇语言。

    We speak the language of love 我们都会说爱的语言!

    Ohou? Ohou! Ohouououou It's the language of love 啊偶啊偶啊~~(你好!你好,美丽的女孩!)这就是爱的语言!

    Aoouuuooo It's the language of love 啊啊啊~~(男孩也很好!)这就是爱的语言!

    Ohouououou It's the language of love 偶偶偶~~(我心里洋溢着彩虹!)这就是爱的语言!

    Aoouuuooo It's the language of love 啊啊啊~~(让我们成家吧!)这就是爱的语言!

    Clear skies, it's a beautiful day at the zoo 蓝天清澈,多么美好的一天,我们去动物园。

    We kiss, but my eyes can not focus on you 我们接吻,但我的注意力已经转偏。

    Hello, you're the most beautiful thing I have seen 豹豹宝宝,你在我眼中是最美!

    So come here Do you want to go dancing with me? 快过来,你想和我跳舞吗?

    Ohouououou... 啊呜呜呜呜呜(海豹语)

    I can't understand what you say 我听不懂你说什么!

    Ohouououou! 啊呜呜呜呜呜!(海豹语)

    Come with me, let's run away 来啊,我们私奔吧!

    When a man loves a seal and a seal loves a man 当人与海豹两情相悦,

    The moment a flipper is touching a hand 当手和脚蹼紧紧相连。

    From a wonderful, magical, mystery place 从那美好的、神奇的、秘密的所在,

    The language of love comes out of their face 爱的语言扑面而来。

    Ohouououou 啊呜呜呜呜!(我喜欢你~~)

    It's the language of love 这是爱的语言!

    Ouhouou-ou-ou-ou 啊呜呜呜呜呜!(海豹也喜欢你!快点快点~~)

    It's the language of love 这是爱的语言!

    Ouhouou-ou-ou-ou 啊呜呜呜呜呜!(跟我来~~)

    It's the language of love 这是爱的语言!

    Ouhouou-ou-ou-ou 啊呜呜呜呜呜!(海豹喜欢汽车~~)

    It's the language of love 这是爱的语言!

    Ohouo! Ohoua... Ohououo... Ouou? Ouhouoah? Ohouououououhouuouu Ouuohouu... Moououohou... Yoouohoaohu... Ohuouuuu! (人类啊!我在昨磨啊……爱是什么? 爱是最伟大的!当我们相爱,我们都会说,爱的语言~~)