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邹韬奋虽然韬光养晦，亦当奋起而争(拜登永不为奴：h.2047.one) @通音宽依 <#133208>
British newspapers (from the BBC TV series Yes, Prime Minister):
The Times is read by the people who run the country.
The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country.
The Guardian is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
The Morning Star is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
The Independent is read by people who don’t know who runs the country but are sure they’re doing it wrong.
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country.
The Daily Express is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be run.
The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who still think it is their country.
And the Sun’s readers don’t care who runs the country providing she has big tits.
American newspapers
The Wall Street Journal is read by people who run the country.
The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their statistics shown in colorful pie charts.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn’t have to leave L.A. to do it.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country, and they did a far superior job of it.
The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country, and don’t really care, as long as they can get a seat on the train.
The New York Post is read by people who don’t really care who’s running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from any country or galaxy, as long as they are Democrats.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
习特厚
钦明方泽忘了密码习特厚：习近平特别受到人民厚爱 实际上孩子他爹是16岁的强奸嫌犯（这个女生指称的），不是这个正太。
mlsayu_rkesee The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it is.
Correction:
The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who still think it is their country.
说起来，The Daily Telegraph 是我最爱的报纸；它的子刊 The Spectator 也不错但常常不如母报有趣。The Times 虽然我也订了但感觉可读性不如 Telegraph. 偶尔也看看 FT 但是是偷着看的因为订不起。
移民脱脂积极分子。新型范松忠，可边防，可边控。 @mlsayu_rkesee <#133250>
I must say that your command of English is amazing! And that your past compositions were highly stylish, with the inverted commas and the British spellings. It was a pity that you had to delete them. Hope you are doing well.
邹韬奋虽然韬光养晦，亦当奋起而争(拜登永不为奴：h.2047.one) @mlsayu_rkesee <#133250> 订正了，加入美国版
但是这个在互联网时代真的是老黄历了
